Haste’s Place

The Expendables

Every shite action star in the world is in this one.

Sylvester Stallone
Jason Statham
Jet Li
Dolph Lundgren
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Mickey Rourke
The dad from Everybody Hates Chris

Plus cameos from Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger. POW!

It’s probably gonna be crap but I don’t care. I’m gonna go round the troops and head to the cinema if only to laugh at Stallone’s comedy facial hair.

The Dream Academy – Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want

I’ve been slacking recently so I’ll do a few updates today. My fans have been ringing and knocking on my front door night an day moaning about the lack of big riddims being added so it’s time get back on the case.

I wish. I know how many people read this site and it’s embarrassing.

Anyway, this is something that you may remember from a memorable scene in a certain Matthew Broderick film. A cover of an amazing Smiths song, in fact probably my favourite of theirs, done by the weird and wonderful Dream Academy. There is a vocal version of this but it’s tosh. Proper nice vibes and ting…

Buy the mp3 at Amazon

Rude Kid – Electric

I’ve been trying to find the name of this for ages after hearing it all the time on Rinse. What a beat! it’s not on YouTube but make sure you check out Rude Kid’s Jack Daniels EP, especially the Terror Danjah remix/collaboration “Best Crawler” which I can’t stop playing

Rude Kid - Electric
Buy Rude Kid – Electric at Juno

C.R.S.T – Roulette

C.R.S.T is four Welsh lads who are churning out impressive amounts of wicked new skool UK Garage/House/Whatever. Most of their stuff is still unsigned which is criminal. Head over to their Soundcloud page using the link below to check out loads of tunes as well as a few mixes from the guys…

Roulette – C.R.S.T by C.R.S.T

D-Livin – Why

Massive breakbeat hardcore tune from ’92. Taking a tiny piece of Michael Jackson and pitching it about worked a treat and this one has gone down as a total classic. It even used to get played at Garage dances back in the mid to late 90s.