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Producer, DJ, vinyl nut
Jungle, hardcore, UK garage, happy hardcore

The Expendables

Every shite action star in the world is in this one.

Sylvester Stallone
Jason Statham
Jet Li
Dolph Lundgren
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Mickey Rourke
The dad from Everybody Hates Chris

Plus cameos from Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger. POW!

It’s probably gonna be crap but I don’t care. I’m gonna go round the troops and head to the cinema if only to laugh at Stallone’s comedy facial hair.