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Producer, DJ, vinyl nut
Jungle, hardcore, UK garage, happy hardcore

Toxic Waste – Nuclear Sludge bars

I’m a sucker for sweets (or candy, depending where you’re from) so anything new at the local shop will always get a sample. How could I turn something down threatening to be made from bona fide toxic waste and, I later discovered, created by Professor Sauernoggin?

These reminded me of Wham bars before they took out all the things that could kill you (boo to the 90s). Whoever knew nulcear waste tastes of apples?

Toxic Waste bars

Eat on sight